Adam LaRoche is an asshole

On the List of Things I Give a Flying Fuck About, baseball is admittedly low in the running… non-existent, to be exact. Hunting is pretty low on the list, as well; I’ve got nothing against a dude shooting himself some dinner, if that’s his thing.

But Adam LaRoche, this clown–this professional ball thrower–didn’t kill himself a fucking hamburger. He killed a cougar so he could hang its preserved corpse on his fucking wall. Because killing big animals is a testament to your fucking manhood.

Bullshit.

I don’t care how strong the animal is, how fast it is, or how big its fucking claws may be. If you have a compound bow capable of firing steel-tipped fiberglass arrows at 350 feet-per-second, you may as well be holding a midget at arm’s length while he tries desperately to punch and kick at you, hitting nothing but air. How very fucking manly, indeed.

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One thought on “Adam LaRoche is an asshole

  1. Not only is Adam a idiot his brothers are as well. Jeff is the most disrespected person in Steamboat Colorado for being a womanizer a fake and a liar, his brother Andy holds no respect at all for his actions. The Laroche name is a JOKE! all three brothers are the laughing stock of my town.

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