Must be a slow news day

I mean, there are over 200 girls missing in Nigeria, probably kidnapped by those Boko Haram assholes, and Vladimir Putin has pretty much banned everyone from writing, singing, or otherwise performing anything even remotely naughty. And then there’s that whole “looming specter of war” thing going on Ukraine. But other than that, there isn’t a whole lot going on. Nothing that rates a headline, at least.

Except….

HOLY SHITBALLS, MONICA LEWINSKY IS TALKING!

Lewinsky has stayed virtually silent about the affair the past decade. She writes in Vanity Fair that “the buzz in some circles has been that the Clintons must have paid me off; why else would I have refrained from speaking out? I can assure you that nothing could be further from the truth.”

Wow. This shit is almost as interesting today as it was when the scandal first broke sixteen fucking years ago, isn’t it?

And by that, I mean “not very interesting at all”.

 

 

 

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